Do not interact with Eunice

Please do not interact with Eunice if:

• 🏳️‍🌈 you are homophobic — even though I can donate blood, I support gay guys a lot
• 🍣 you are racist, xenophobic, transphobic, misogynist or anti-feminist, or a trans-exclusionary radical feminist
• 🍔 you experience obesity or are flabby or rotund
• 😵 you are exceedingly ugly
• 😪 you cannot get sexually aroused (asexual)
• 🍆 you get too frequently sexually aroused (e.g. posting pornography on the timeline)
• 🪖 you are an ARMY.